I'm Not Dead Yet!

Those of you who got the reference... let's hang.

So I know it's been a while! I doubt anyone still reads this but the link is still on my fb page so you never know.
So.
Hi.

Ohhhh first Monday of Winter Break. I'm watching Friends, with only last night's pizza to accompany me.
Last night was one of those very stereotypical boy nights. Well, nerdy boy nights. I ate almost and entire large pizza by myself before beating my favorite third person shooter.
Little lines go across my tv screen when I'm about to get a text. I got all excited for a second, but it was my mom calling to say I could use her computer. LOL TOO LATE
So not much is new with me!
Job: Same
Boys: ...mostly the same story.
Friends: Same <3
Yeah.

GOOD GOD I NEED SOMETHING TO DO TODAY
Maybe I'll go out and pretend I'm a spy.
Yeah, you'll laugh until you realize I'm serious.
OH I'LL GO THE PET STORE
...as a spy...

Oh Hai.

I found a book in my rec room the other day full of short stories. I'm reading through it right now - there was one really sweet story about a one-legged tin soldier and a ballerina toy falling in love. There's another about a "little negro boy" who plays the drums during one gym class and then everyone starts to like him. The third story I just finished reading was about a dude who wanted to make money. So he married a chick who could make pie [he asked like 3 girls and she's the only one who said yes AND could make pies] and they make pies and get rich.

I really wish they'd update these stories.
I really wish I had a something here right now that I would yeah.
I really wish that my Waluigi hat would ocome in the mail OHWAITTHATONEACTUALLYCAMETRUE

Hello

Ate too much. Wants a cuddle. Plblbtlblbltplbt.

Wanna Huggle a Vegetable or a Butler or a Doctor. :(

Good evening, again. Apologies for my earlier frustration. It was rather frustrating.
*Woodfall*
I am cold.
I am cold and I want to be warmed up.
I am cold and I want to be warmed up with cuddles and nuzzling and playfullightlove.

Or maybe I don't give no shits about that. Maybe all I care about is the competition of whining and wanting.
I can't tell anymore. It's been a long time since I've turned into a robot.

I tried to watch Batman Begins, but Megavideo cut me off after 72 minutes. Fuckit. I didn't even get to see Dr. Crane. Guess I'll have to rent the thing.

I think I've just turned into the most pathetic, fixating, needy little woman on the earth. My emotional state is dependant on these three VERY unstable variables to the point of wtf.
Like, it shouldn't matter. But it does. I can kick the habit though, right?

I LOVE staying home and blogging on Friday nights. It's super great.
:
I wish I could stomach a boyfriend. [Long story].
Sorry I'm so annoying, guys. V, B, D... yeah. My b. I'll tone it down little.

Today was an alright day. I wish there was healthier and/or more food in my belly.
What will it take for me to fall asleep? I've entered a trance. Fucks.

Tigertigertigertigertigertigertigertigerplz.

Birthday Wishlist:
$$$
Batman Begins
Ocarina [thinkgeek.com]
A NEW COMPUTAAA [Alienware? fuck i dunno]
Banyan Books Gift Certificate
FUD

Got Twisted Sexual Playground?

WHY MUST PEOPLE BE ONLY INTERESTED IN CONVERSING WITH ME WHILST I AM TRYING TO WRITE EROTICA?! HOLY GODDAMN

Carrot Crackers.

I wonder why I'm so weirdly uncomfortable right now.
And sad.
And like.
Wanting to punch someone.

But also happy.
But also a weird mix of emotions I can't decode.
And like wanting to eat something or write something.
And wanting that something to come true.

I put way too much of myself into one area of my life. And that area may be the cutest, funniest, most stimulating part of my life atm, but it's not healthy. I don't know how to change it, however.
I'm sure it'll get better, soon enough.

A [Not you, you!] Wow. HELLO OR WHATEVER
R [srsly] Please. Justlikeyah.
K [dblbgmc]

KABOOM!

Venonat, I CHOOSE YOU.